1 (800) FAILURE

800 MORE DAYS TO GO 'TIL HE GOES, GIVE OR TAKE A FEW DAYS. OR IS THAT REALLY THE CASE?

THE WAR ON EVIL HAS GONE BADLY, FROM BAD TO WORSE. THE MAYHEM IN IRAQ IS PAST THE POINT OF HOPE. YET, WHERE'S BIN LADEN?

THE ECONOMY IS ON LIFE-SUPPORT; IT PERIODICALLY GIVES A GLIMPSE OF SLIPPING INTO A TAILSPIN TO ROCK-BOTTOM. THE REAL ESTATE MARKET IS STATIC.

THE DRASTIC EXECUTIVE ORDERS HE HAS ENACTED ARE A BLUEPRINT FOR A TOTALITARIAN GOVERNMENT. ARE WE REALLY SAFER AFTER ALL THE ASSAULTS ON OUR CONSTITUTION?

POW'S TREATED RUTHLESSLY WITH NO COMPUNCTION. THE GENEVA CONVENTION NOW CONSIDERED "OPTIONAL".

800 MORE DAYS, AND THEN THE VERDICT: FAILURE.