AL QAEDA ON MY MIND

TODAY'S HEADLINE:

AL QAEDA IS PREPARING TO LAUNCH A ROUND OF ATTACKS POSSIBLY IN GERMANY; BUT, DEFINITELY IN THE UNITED STATES!

CBS,NBC, AND ABC, ARE CHATTERING ABOUT THIS LATEST POTENTIAL THREAT.

THE AIRWAVES ARE CONSTANLY ABUZZ WITH IMPEDING PERIL PROMISED BY THE ENIGMATIC ENEMY, AL QAEDA.

WHERE'S WALDO? I MEAN OSAMA? HOW CAN YOU CLAIM THAT AL QAEDA IS A "REAL" ENEMY, WHEN YOU CAN'T CAPTURE ITS LEADER? THEN, IF YOU CAN'T? HOW DO YOU FIGHT AN ENEMY WITHOUT A HEAD? IF YOU CAN'T DEFEAT A RAGTAG OUTFIT AS IT SEEMS THAT AL QAEDA IS, DO YOU THINK A REAL ENEMY LIKE CHINA OR RUSSIA CAN EVER BE ENGAGED AND DEFEATED? AND WE BRAG ABOUT BEING THE ONLY "SUPERPOWER" IN THE WORLD? THIS MOTLEY CREW CALLED AL QAEDA HAS NO COUNTRY, NO FLAG, NO GNP, AND WE'RE RUNNING SCARED, FROM THEM? WHAT IF WE HAD TO FIGHT A FORMIDABLE FOE?

MIND CONTROL

IF YOU REPEAT A LIE ENOUGH, YOU BEGIN TO BELIEVE IT. IS ALL THIS HOOPLA ABOUT A FACELESS ENEMY A HOAX? CAN YOU "LITMUS TEST" THE CLAIMS WE'RE ROUTINELY FED? DO GROWN-UPS NOW BELIEVE IN BOGEYMEN, LIKE CHILDREN DO? WE HAVE REALLY BEEN SOLD A BILL OF GOODS! A SOCIETY THAT THRIVES ON AND ENTERTAINS ITSELF WITH FANTASY (MOVIES, ALCOHOL & DRUGS) AND SPORTS CAN BE DUPED INTO BELIEVING OUTLANDISH THINGS. THEY ARE VERY SUSCEPTIBLE TO BEING HOODWINKED. "THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE"......SOME CLOWN ONCE SAID.

HURRY, HURRY, STEP RIGHT UP! YOU'LL SEE THE HALF MAN-HALF FISH....THE BEARDED LADY..THE TWO-HEADED COW.......JUST STEP RIGHT UP!