THE PETRAEUS PROGRESS REPORT

(Like everything else nowadays it has been moved-up 'unexpectedly'.)

The Petraeus-Crocker Progress Report

As expected the results are:

Billions served,

The surge worked like a charm,

Insurgents are on the run,

Business is booming,

Profits for The Millitary Congressional Industrial Complex are going through the roof,

The Iraqis wont be ready to establish 'Democracy' as we planned it for a long time;

We'll have to hang-around at least until 2017.

So, send more troops,

More Humvees,

More munitions,

More reporters,

Send more hamburgers and freedom fries,

More catsup and mustard,

More Coke (things go better wit' Coke) and Sprite,

More apple pies and ice tea (it's hot over here!).

Biznez as usual!

Keep the presses printing more greenbacks,

Keep sending us those Billions $$$,

Iraq needs the money.

Ha, ha, ha!