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Thursday, August 16, 2012

THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2012



According to several nationwide polls, 96 percent of Americans do NOT VISIT conspiracy web sites (4 per cent of Americans believe the polls are a conspiracy).



However, a little research revealed that of the 1,200 conspiracy web sites, a hundred and twelve percent of them think the majority of Americans are so brain-dead that if a micro-drone flew up their noses it would meet no resistence coming out of their ears, but, it would never come out their rectums.



Is it any wonder that it’s difficult to convince family, friends, co-workers and total strangers at Star bucks that you’re NOT crazy, when all the polls say YOU ARE.



I know personally that there are conspiracies. Right now the Weather Channel says it’s NOT raining, but it is. What’s that if not a conspiracy to get me wet.



Actually, every one knows that no - ONE - CONSPIRES to commit a crime because it takes more than - ONE - to commit a conspiracy, plus there are laws against it, which is why our government doesn’t do it.



And if you don’t believe me ask the 4 per cent of Americans who think they are informed (if you can find one).

Ooooh....there is one.
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