Monday, September 06, 2010

Happy Labor Day


Welcome to the New World Order:


Globalism means spreading your wealth with the globe.


The more jobs we export overseas, the more the 'rest' of the world improves.

And the less of a Carbon Footprint you have to worry about...


Now we can all celebrate Labor Day in unison. More Labor for them, less employment for us.

One for you, 8 for them; two for you, 16 for them, etc. Now we're all even-Steven.


But, think of this current situation as a wily salesman would consider it:

This is not a crisis, it's an opportunity.

Yes, an opportunity to implement the long awaited tyrannical global government spear-headed by your erroneously elected representatives.

Now your American Express billing questions are handled by customer service reps in Bombay (PC: Mumbay); Your fruit of the looms are made in Honduras, your shirt and pants in El Salvador, your shoes are made in Vietnam, your sunglasses in China (The People's Republic).

You're dressed and ready to enjoy your barbecue, or sail your yacht, celebrate Labor Day!
We've made sure that your gasoline has 10% Ethanol from Brazil; Happy Motoring!
Please use half the amount of charcoal in your made in Korea grill.

Labor Day - The last Hurrah before the Fall.

But, keep in mind that despite all the job losses, the lack of available employment;

The recession is over! The recovery is in full effect. The Administration is convinced of this.

So, to ensure that we continue moving forward, there will be more speeches, more rallies, more impromptu visits to middle America. In other words, politics as usual.


Enjoy Labor Day, while you still have a job. Change is coming!


P.S. This is a satirical commentary of what's going on in America before our very eyes.

But, it's not a joke, it's what can be discerned when you take off the 3D glasses.

The wine of Babylon is stronger than Moonshine.


Arsenio.
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