Sunday, December 30, 2007

ISLAMO-INSOMNIA: TERROR DEPRAVATION

First we were informed of Al Qaeda, next it was Al Qaeda in Iraq, after that is was just plain Qaeda.
This week we have the latest phenomenon or is it an enigma; It's what they now call Al Qaeda in Pakistan.
Wait, we're not the world's only superpower, we're only that in our our minds. The real Superpower is Al Qaeda. They're like white on rice. They're in the Phillipines, they're in London, Madrid, Paris, and they're coming to your town real soon. Yeah, right! Gimme' a break high-salaried guys. Do you think that we're that naive. Huhh?
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're out to get us, too! Please, take two Ambien and call me in the morning. Insomnia is a terrible thing!


Wait, there's another one of those peculiar, convenient Bin Laden press releases. Here we go again! That's it, nobody is going to get any sleep now.



Happy New (War on Terror) Year.



The more things change, the more they remain the same. Which brings to mind.
You think they're using the same studios they used back in the Apollo days?

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