"You probably think this election's about you"

“You’re going to need to get Cousin Pookie off the couch and say ‘Pookie, it’s time to go vote ”. “You’ve all got a Cousin Pookie. You know whom I’m talking about.”

You're so vain
You probably think this election's about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this election's about you
Don't you? Don't you?


Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and


You're so vain
You probably think this election's about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this election's about you
Don't you? Don't you?

*My modern variation (adaptation) of Carly Simon's - You're So Vain.