...SENDING IN THE CLOWNS---TO PREACH?

Is The Liberal Church Finally Sending in the Clowns to Preach? I Thought They’ve Been There All the Time Already??

Posted by Andrew Clarkson on Friece10be
Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:51:00 +0000 8, 2006

Can you believe any church would offer clowns in the pulpit? Now I’m not counting Benny Hinn or Mike Murdock, but the real one’s! Is this the churches latest sideshow to bring in the young peope? Is cotten candy going to be available along with peanuts? We’ve already got a couple of ringmasters in Paul and Jan Crouch. What clown uses more make-up than Jan Crouch? I don’t think that’s humanly possible to beat her?

If Rod Parsley can chase the devil up and down the isles of his church I suppose clowns may be an improvement? Someitmes Steve Munsey makes clown like faces but I don’t think he’s really trying to do that. And that hair of his has to be a clown’s wig.

Real clowns in the pulpit. if they’re the quiet kind the sermon will be even shorter than most liberal churches. Maybe they’ll have a horn to wake up the slumbering congregation if the jokes get too bad. One guy that might get jealous over a clown stealing his routines might be Jesse Duplantis. But no one can top his vision of heaven aboard a cable car for that is a real San Francisco Treat! That town loves to have a gay old time.

Send in the clowns? I think we already have!


Source: http://obadiah1317.wordpress.com/2007/10/26/is-the-liberal-church-finally-sending-in-the-clowns-to-preach-i-thought-theyve-been-there-all-the-time-already-2/

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